adore me, darnit!

i am so tired of everyone always ooohing and ahhhing over that stupid puppy. i was here first and i am the most beautiful lappie that you will ever see. it's about time i have my own post on this webpage so that you can all see just how wonderful i am and all know that i am mummy's favourite cuddly dog.i am annie i am beautiful. i am gorgeous. i am coy. i am cute.so you'd better all adore me. you'd better all remember who was here first. i expect attention before the puppy.i just want to be loved. please do not forget me, i'm afraid you will.if you need me, i'll be on eBay trying to sell the puppy...