bring it on

i am jinx…
and I am the destroyer of toys!

i can destroy any toy you give me. i have that power.

i loved my frog until i turned him into a zombie, then my parents took him away from me. who doesn't love to eat frogs' legs, right? i don't see what the big deal is.

this is a toy for big brutes. but i had it ripped open and was eating out the stuffing within 15 minutes of it being given to me. i also ate the reciept that fell on the floor so mummy and daddy couldn't go back to get a refund. heehee! i am so naughty!

squeaky bear came up from memphis with me. i love him very much. he used to be the only toy that wasn't destroyed. but i am a big boy now and seven and a half month old puppies do not need a teddy bear any more. i tore out his squeaker and all his stuffing, except for the stuff in his head. my parents now call him war amp bear. but i still sleep with him (just don't tell the other puppies!).

why won't you give me more toys? tearing them apart and eating their insides is so much fun! bring on the toys!!