free dogs to a good inedible home

So we got home from work this evening only to find that our dogs had eaten one CD-ROM (Paint Shop Pro 8) and my 1GB USB key (in purple). All that was left were teeny little bits of chewed plastic.Sigh.Last week one or both of them ate a part of our floor (which was coming up after being flooded by the storm that knocked our power out for almost 4 days.The week before was the kleenex.I am so not amused.I only have one dog crate, so I don't know what to do. I don't know which one to crate when we leave. I don't know which one is the instigator in all of this.It's seriously pissing me off though.